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Ian

A dude, like me. Crazy and alive.

Cuz I am Ian.
by IIann December 5, 2017
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Ian

Ian is a two faced c*nt and a nonce.
He'll backstab you real quick and fuck your girl too. Stay away from Ian he's a psycho, manipulative, freakish looking man.
Holy sh*t there's Ian what a freak.
by dilfoveryou<3 October 20, 2023
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Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.
Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"
by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022
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Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.
Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"
by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019
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ian

a small cunt with a small penis and no life
ur such a ian

every ian wants to suck darren tan cock

( very small)
by darren tan November 22, 2021
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Ian

Ian is my friend
IAN MAINS WHEN THEY SEE UNSUCKED COCK
by Unit375 November 10, 2020
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ian

gay and dumb AND VIRGIN
that guy is such an Ian !
by cummastersupreme December 13, 2022
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