So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)
by junior bad May 19, 2014
Get the horse kissmug. A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.
by rightabouteverything July 26, 2010
Get the mini horsemug. A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.
Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse
by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009
Get the Spiffy Horsemug. by JamsKo May 18, 2007
Get the Charlie Horsemug. Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.
by Weslitzu January 26, 2008
Get the horse blumpkinmug. A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )
by Elizabeth Bronson June 29, 2008
Get the Sewer Horsemug. I bought Rob Zombie's new album. I wasn't that impressed... and besides what the hell does "educated horses" mean?
by ElliotJ April 26, 2006
Get the educated horsesmug.