horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

Horny Koala

A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.

Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.

by Batrmmmf December 19, 2014

Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.

Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."

by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018

horny boombox

When the bass in your car is so bumpin you get a boner

Austins truck is such a horny boombox

by BiggyD April 21, 2015

horny frodo

Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”

Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.

I’d love that bill!

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018

Horny seany

A friend that is horny 247 and makes you laugh also calls his girlfriend thicc

man i love my friend horny seany

by skskskskksksk November 8, 2018

cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016