home diddly homie

How Flanders might say the word homie.

Home diddly homie
My girlfriend won't blow me

by The Pittsburgher October 8, 2004

Snow Homie

1. A white person.

2. Any person with a "fair" complexion.

3. A stereotypical white person.

Shawn: Hey man did you see Ciara's new boyfriend?

James: No, what about him?

Shawn: She got herself a snow homie now.

by Lil' J Man February 27, 2014

g-homie

a girl whos apart of the boys and considered a homie

written by yellowwater

yooo shes a g-homie

by yellowwaterr March 29, 2020

Lil Homie

When your homie is cute and little and you just have to call them lil homie.

Damn my lil homie looking good!

by Castiglia October 18, 2017

The homie

Our Savior Jesus Christ, the MAIN homie

Man Jesus Christ is the homie tbh

by Ferb57g March 9, 2019

Spastic Homie Disease

When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.

Pros:

Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.

Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)

Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.

Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!

by Big Dick Mel July 9, 2011

your homie a brony

a forbidden roast that can reset the universe if ever said (WARNING: BE CAUTIOUS WHEN USING THIS)

you: your mom gay
friend: your dad lesbian
you: your granny tranny
friend: your sister a mister
you: that's it, you've made me no choice
friend: wait, wut?
you: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
friend: No... DON'T SAY IT!
*breathes in*
you: YOUR HOMIE A BRONY
*universe explodes and resets*

by youomegalul69 March 16, 2018