hockey hair

a mullet , named so because many 80's hockey players had mullets and the mullet slightly resembles the contours of a hockey helmet

Barry Melrose was a fine example of Hockey Hair.
Since he was Canadian, that dude had Hockey Hair rather than an Arkansas Waterfall.

by Dr. Disque December 5, 2002

HoCo

The epitome of the American dream where all the kids have sports scholarships and the high school quarterback dates the cheerleader and everyone wears Hollister and look like the cover of a J.Crew catalog. Also a part of the epitome of reckless pomposity that is the abbreviation of a county (i.e HoCo, MoCo, Balco). What kind of vapid life requires you stress your level of toolbag by abbreviating your county?

Toolbag 1- HoCo is superior to Moco and BalCo.
Toolbag 2- My Dad can beat up your Dad and MoCo is so much cooler

by Calvert Man(NOT CalCo)tools December 27, 2008

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

hockey hangover

Being overtired because you stayed up late watching hockey on television.

Jim: Hey, man, you look terrible!

Jack: Nah, it's just a hockey hangover. I stayed up to watch the Stanley Cup final game last night and then I stayed to see who won the MVP of the playoffs and then they interviewed the captain of the team... and his wife... and kids and then they went back to the dressing room where they were drinking champagne from the Stanley Cup...

by great white northerner June 16, 2011

Hock

To be fisted or fucked with anything that's overly huge that normally shouldn't fit inside any orifice. Usually something super extreme and hardcore.

"Jenna and Jack were pretty loud hocking it last night..."
I dream of the day to be hocked!

by Sinful-to-say-the-least December 29, 2017

crotch hockey

A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".

I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.

by hood4u July 18, 2007

Hockey mom

Woman whose children play hockey at any level.

Peggy's children life revolves around hockey all the time. She's a hockey mom.

by Bzzzz October 27, 2008