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Hobo

Hobos are helpful and wise. Hobos have a loose network of friends that they run into randomly. Nothing beats a party that ensues from the random meeting of two hobo friends. The meeting is rich with stories, genuine respect, as well as opportunities to learn about potential jobs, hazards and boons that may help the hobos in their journeys forward. Hobos don't ask for help and they don't ask for recognition. Hobos happen because of the open society that North America offers. Things like hitchhiking, camping in bush lines, and hiring hobos for odd jobs or short contract work should be protected in order to preserve this special group of freebooters who love the land and all it has to offer.
I first got the idea to hobo after reading the Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Since I started being a hobo I have seen many parts of this country and have many jobs that I can work seasonally when it suits me.
by Noneather December 27, 2020
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drunk hobo 52

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his
Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick
by Drunkgod October 13, 2020
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Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007
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Hobo-hurt

Referring to a unfortunate/hurtful situation, as in the life of a hobo. It is what is, time to move on.
That relationship was all around hobo-hurt.
by CunningBubble May 19, 2025
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Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
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Nasty Hobo

A person who does not do what you want them to right away but will do something for someone else
Joe didn't get my shoe ,therefore, he's a nasty hobo
by stepheniemarie14 May 5, 2018
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hobo lighter

The act of using a lit cigarette to light another cigarette.
"Damn bro lemme get that hobo lighter I don't got mine on me."
by FaZeDJTEL_YT October 19, 2020
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