hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 1, 2017

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Hobo

Someone who enjoys helping peoples. :)

I am a hobo myself so, enjoy your day FAM ;D

Baiiiiiiis

I need helps!

I got chu FAM

HOBO to the rescue!

by The_Littlest_Hobo22468 February 28, 2017

hobo

A dirty tramp with a beard.

I saw a hobo on the street today.

by roobdog46 June 29, 2016

Hobo-Like

When you go more than 5 days without showering

Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?

by PheonixGalaxy May 5, 2016

Fashionable Hobo

Ced, Cedrick, everything about Ced.

Look at Ced, what a fashionable hobo

by naes.lit September 3, 2016

hobo it out

Noun; when getting through the day looking trashy or 'hobo-ish'; deciding to purposely look bad because your lazy

Hey dude, wanna hobo it out tomorrow?

I think I'll hobo it out tomorrow because we have three tests

by Llllllliiiiiiivbbvbbbbiiii July 19, 2016