Horse tornado

A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.

Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado

by The greatest writer July 30, 2021

fashion horse

A man who only wears the latest fashions, in order to place himself ahead of the competition.

He thinks being a fashion horse will land him a management position.

by lot98a September 29, 2010

Spiffy Horse

A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.

Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse

by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009

Charlie Horse

When you punch someone in the thigh pretty hard.

Dude, I gave Mark a wicked huge charlie horse on the bus yesterday and he had to crawl home.

by JamsKo May 04, 2007

horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 21, 2008

Sewer Horse

A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )

I am the sewer horse. Also known as Elizabeth.

by Elizabeth Bronson July 11, 2008

educated horses

Name of Rob Zombie's new album... I really don't know what the hell it means though.

I bought Rob Zombie's new album. I wasn't that impressed... and besides what the hell does "educated horses" mean?

by ElliotJ April 06, 2006