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Street Horse

A horse usually blond, easy to hurt and VERY shaggy, who finds himself in real world scenarios such as a classroom, or an office building. The street horse is a timid creature, it is very rare to see a street horse fully tamed. They respond best when you offer them cheap goods, such as cheap headphones or food such as Campbells chunky soup. If you see a street horse, the best course of action would be to call your building administrator and have them dispose of it.
"Holy shit dude! A fucking street horse, where did that fucker come from?"

Street horse: "Neeiiiigghhh"

"CALL SECURITY"
by xBigBlacK October 24, 2011
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Horse tornado

A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.
Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado
by The greatest writer July 30, 2021
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Spiffy Horse

A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.
Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse
by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009
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Charlie Horse

When you punch someone in the thigh pretty hard.
Dude, I gave Mark a wicked huge charlie horse on the bus yesterday and he had to crawl home.
by JamsKo May 18, 2007
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horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.
Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.
by Weslitzu January 26, 2008
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Sewer Horse

A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )
by Elizabeth Bronson June 29, 2008
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educated horses

Name of Rob Zombie's new album... I really don't know what the hell it means though.
I bought Rob Zombie's new album. I wasn't that impressed... and besides what the hell does "educated horses" mean?
by ElliotJ April 26, 2006
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