The Holy Hobo Fork

The basis of the Holy Hobo Fork religion; a fork that has been blessed by a holy hobo.

Have you prayed to the Holy Hobo Fork today?

by Nanashi Kurokaze December 18, 2006

I feel like a hobo

When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street

Me: Shit I just burped, that was random

You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?

Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo

by KeasterNZ February 5, 2009

Airport Hobo

Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger

Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm

by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018

clo clo the hobo

Clo clo the hobo is the one friend that sits on a street corner asking random people for a free ride on their pet narwhal, while her friends hide and laugh. Clo clo is short for Chloe. Chloe's friends are Andrea, Hailey, Olivia. Chloe is blonde and funny, while being sarcastic and dependable. Chloe is cool. We is all with yah. Chloe is also part of an amazing club called the narwhal club.

Random person:who is that person on the street corner
Olivia: that's just clo clo the hobo
Random person: ohhhh

by Narwhal lover January 23, 2017

The Dirty Hobo

The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.

Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.

Dude you’ve gotta try the dirty hobo it’s a game changer

by The Dirty Hobo July 24, 2021

Internet Hobo

A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.

A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.

Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"

Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."

James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"

Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."

by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011

Water Hobo

A hobo who lives in a tent on the beach, and is dragged away into the ocean and stranded with nothing but seaweed and salt to eat.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I'm gonna camp on the beach and become a water hobo!"

by A person wearing pink pants! March 31, 2009