Hobo Salad

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.

1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.

by Sausage September 25, 2014

Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

Hobo

The ability to fall asleep anywhere- usually in an inappropriate place or at an inappropriate time.

1. My coworker doesn't get off until 6. I'll hobo in the cafeteria while I wait.

by K@d3n$M0m December 13, 2022

Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him

"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"

by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023

hobo

A dirty tramp with a beard.

I saw a hobo on the street today.

by roobdog46 June 29, 2016

Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.

"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"

by Vash8504 December 15, 2011

hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 1, 2017