Hobo dinner

Literally any food wrapped in tin foil and cooked over a fire or grill. Typical foods include potatoes, steak, and assorted vegetables.
When I got back to my campsite from a long day of drunken begging and defecating on the sidewalk, I wrapped up some meat and potatoes in tin foil and cooked up a nice hobo dinner for myself and the other useless homeless people so that we may have sustenance for our next adventures into civilized society.
by Jasenmase June 21, 2021
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Hobo hopper

A person that only hangs around someone thats homeless when they managed to get a hotel room but ad soon as its time for checkout they are off to find someone else with a room so they can repeat the cycle.
Have you noticed how so and so is real hobo hopper since they only comes around when you've got a room?
by Sj2412 August 16, 2023
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Hobo Ceviche

When you go down on a Hobo and indulge in some marinated crab louse!
"I went down on a Hobo last night and had me some Hobo Ceviche!"
by Rez Kowzer September 20, 2021
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Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack
After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.
by MC Busta October 07, 2016
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Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks June 13, 2012
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hobo buzz

drinking alcohol on an empty stomach, in order to get drunk quickly and on the cheap. This can also occur when you have a liquid dinner, either by choice or because you can't afford food.
OMG Katy, i'm getting such a hobo buzz off this Schlitz cause I haven't eaten a thing since that hot dog 8 hours ago. We better hurry so we don't miss the box car to Memphis. Hey look, it's poop!
by Flim Flam Biggles Magoo July 13, 2012
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Jamaican hobo

Andrew is being a Jamaican hobo
by Uejfbfbrfj April 02, 2018
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