Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

by IGotType69420Diabetes September 12, 2022

Catch him on his ones

Catch an opp alone

Wait til I catch him on his ones g it's on sight

by anonymous March 7, 2023

him's

a name based on the band her's but for boys so "him's"

someone: bro i like you so much you remind me of her's

someone else: oh so "him's"?

by kanelvsalex June 29, 2022

Fun person go sub to him

Fun person go sub to him

Fun person go sub to him

by Fun person go sub to him January 13, 2022

Him

A real nigga named roberto

“That nigga roberto is HIM”

by Nsjsjsja February 22, 2023

Real him not sheé im

Real him not sheé im

Real him not sheé im

by hôw6💠📹❄️🔝🧟⚕️🧟🔝❄️📽️💠6hö April 21, 2021