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Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.
Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.
by Lucianeil February 15, 2015
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'Blew a hole in her'

'Blew a hole in her'.

By far one of the most commonly used slang terms in the UK, mainly used in the south of England, it means to have really good, mind blowing and probably the best, sexual intercourse with a woman. Nobody really knows where it came from, but it is generally a term 'lads' use when down at the pub.
Jay: Ugh, what's up mate?

Ryan: I want to get with Leigh-Ann.

Jay: Aren't you with May though?

Ryan: No, she dumped me for that yuppie down at the rec.

Jay: Ah, good luck with Leigh-Ann mate, some Spanish bloke from the Tapas bar blew a hole in her in some alley and now she's pregnant; feel sorry for the poor sod. She's such a thot.

Basically 'blew a hole in her' means getting a slutty woman pregnant.
by Frejayork November 11, 2014
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Nurture her Culture

When a women is so attractive, you could say the fittest women you have ever seen, you would encourage her yeast infection just so you could lick it to proove to the world how fit she is.
Mate1 :OMG look at the bird, she's so fit I'd nurture her culture.
Mate2: Yes I'd nurture her too.
by Shaun Scrot Hemm August 29, 2016
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lamp her nose in

To neck/ make out with some one so rough and hardcore that you bend or brake the other person's nose.

"Becky needs a nose job now because dave lamped that shit in!"

"Did you see them two? They were practically lamping their noses in!"
Lamp her nose in: "man it was crazy last night, I lamped her nose in."
by JollyLamper December 8, 2017
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dick's on her jacket

If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.
Wrap it up if you hook up with her. She's got alot of dick's on her jacket.
by wally b champ October 10, 2008
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punch her in the pants

After a first date with a woman, your friends asks how the date went and then asks did you punch her in the pants
by gitch65 November 27, 2012
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off her fish

she's off her fish when she's high
by xjeberry July 12, 2022
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