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Gooch

the word gooch is named after a man called James Lavelle, who was the first ever gooch
James lavelle is a gimpy gooch”
by henrydahoover69 May 27, 2023
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gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.
I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!
by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016
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Gooch

Don't fuck me in the Gooch it doesn't work like that
by Abigail Asher April 20, 2024
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Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
by nobangu November 29, 2024
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gooch-tingle

The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.
Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.
by DrJUrWay February 1, 2017
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Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'
"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"
by BigChad69 April 17, 2024
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Gooch cracklin

The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!
"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!
by Shad master October 2, 2020
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