Fool's Gold

Urinating in your partner's asshole (can be done post-anal sex or just for kicks)

"I gave Charlene a wicked Fool's Gold last night, right after I blasted her ass."

by hotballz April 7, 2009

dutch gold

Clever nick-name for Amstel Light Beer

Me: Another beer, Pontus?
Pontus: Ja, Dutch Gold please.

by Sean W. February 14, 2006

Gold Toe

When you get stung by a bee on your toe and someone pisses on your toe to stop it from stinging.

Steve was playing disc golf in his birkenstocks and got stung by a bee on his pinky toe. Kyle pissed on Steve's toe to stop the sting. "Gold Toe"

by El Guapo '00 December 15, 2009

gold record

pee in your pants, usually your own. often a messy byproduct of unrestrained and blazing laughter. or you might actually have a disorder, in which case you probably don't laugh.

When my pants are on i make gold records.

by K84now December 14, 2008

Going Gold

The moment in which a man realizes that after all his hard work, money spent and time vested, he is finally going to be a able to have sex with the hottest woman he's ever seen.

"After a long chat about vegetarians and animal rights, Rob knew that he was finally going gold."

by BrazzleDazzle February 23, 2009

gumby gold

anything un-neccessary, or funny

"tom paid $500 more for his wheels than he paid for the car"
"thats crazy gumby gold"

by erin January 20, 2004

anal gold

when you fist another man, all the feces left over upon withdrawl is known as anal gold

i shoved my hand in David's glory hole and when I pulled it out all I was left with was a handful of anal gold.

by pooperSnooper January 8, 2011