Glorp

Verb. To poke someone or something on the tongue in mid yawn.

She liked to glorp the cat.

by The Glorpinator July 30, 2025

Gloopy boy

A fatass white boy

My friend Gavin and niko are gloopy boys.

by Moechicken August 1, 2025

Glorpus

a planet around 67 light years away from earth

"now, let's learn about glorpus today."

by BLOOKSIE October 1, 2025

glorp

dumass

"she was such a glorp"

by glorpy12234 June 1, 2025

Glorpacious

when you are so cool you are out of this world

you are looking glorpacious today

by Gooner1987 June 16, 2025

glorp

Used as a substitute for the word "eat".

Glorp that into your shit.
I'd glorp that into my shit any day of the week!
Glorp it down town!
Are you glorpin' that into your shit right now?

by Moi Bok July 10, 2025

Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025