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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Gary

A stupid cheating, prick who thinks he’s better then everyone else.
What a cunt Gary is, he’s such an asshole, he cheated on Megan last weekend.
by Smexygal101 October 6, 2018
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Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”
“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time
by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025
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Gary

Has a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery smooth brain and can be autistic sometimes
"Gary is a smooth brian"
by Lemon Stollen February 10, 2025
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Gary

A fictional chariotor bassed of the new famous book and movie called "Gary"
Gary is so fucking cool

hell yea he is
by GaryTheGay February 22, 2022
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Gary Brannan

Everybody’s favourite Gary Brannan.

-Standard introduction of Gary Brannan, member of the Technical Difficulties.
-Everybody’s favourite.
Person 1: it’s everyone’s favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan!

Person 2: ah, that guy who’s built for leisure, not for speed?
by thewhatwhatnow420 February 6, 2025
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gary

The hottest guy in the world. He has red hair, and is very muscular. If you ever meet a Gary you should ask him to date you, even though he will probably say no. He also has at least a 8 inch penis.
Oh my god is that Gary, he is so sexy
by Gary's Boyfriend April 26, 2022
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