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Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?
by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025
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Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."
by MarlaSanger February 13, 2025
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Guide

To have lots of money

Mostly used by Nigerians. Used to refer a rich man or someone who just got a lot of money
That guy guide.
Bro I no guide.
by LegendBillion$ October 1, 2025
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Guide

A designated Comp Guide, Judge, Copaw, or the line leader in a quadrobics competition will slowly walk the course before the competition begins as a demonstration to the audience and/or athletes before the round begins. This is most common in course sports that don't have an outlined direction, or if the judges do not allow the athletes to interact with the equipment or obstacles.
We should watch the guide run the course before we pick our seats.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009
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Editor Guideline 6

word Why did the chicken cross the road?
def: because he was dead!

editor 1: haha rofl
editor 2: no, denied
editor 1: you have too pub! Editor Guideline 6!
by tomaetom December 13, 2009
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trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.
"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

"
by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013
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