Bear Glove

A condition of the human penis, where the pubes grow so far up the shaft that they interfere with sex.

"I have a rugburn on my labia minora because my date had a bad case of Bear Glove."

by Mistress Em September 16, 2015

seeds of glory

a large string of machine-gun farts

after eating two bean burritos, the seeds of glory had been planted.

by Dr. Donald Crystal September 8, 2005

Onward To Glory

A phrase used to convey an altruistic attitude in light of impending doom, for the sake of necessity.

A: I'm gonna talk to that girl, but I need you to be my wingman and distract her ugly friend. Can you do it?
B: I guess so, onward to glory.

by Spartacousin May 3, 2011

glorious

sweet ass amazing beyond all belief

I think I see Blue...He looks glorious

watch "Old School"

by PocaHO September 4, 2003

Glomp

A glomp is a silly affectionate hug. For a small person it it running up to a larger person and jumping on their back. For a larger person it could mean swinging another person around.

A ran up to B and *glomped* her on the back

Tanya loves to *glomp* her boyfriend unexpectedly

by Nyya March 30, 2011

Glock 20

Specifications:

Action: "Safe Action"
Caliber: 10x25mm
Overall length: 7.6 inches
Barrel length: 4.6 inches
Capacity: 15 plus one in the chamber.
Weight unloaded: 1.73 lb.

The most powerful Glock from the factory, light weight for a 10mm, versatile enough for hunting, target shooting, or shitty situactions, and Gaston Glock's biggest gift to mankind with many accessories available for it. The most under acknowledged and under rated semi-automatic pistol in America.

I done took that deer down with a 180 grain Gold Dot hollowpoint traveling at 1300 feet per second from my Glock 20.

Nigga stole my rims, so I popped him wit my Glock 20, ya dig.

by Shit Idano January 2, 2009

Glory Hound

A person that will exaggerate deeds or actions, making normal or menial tasks seem exceptional or extraordinary. Typically, expressed towards laymen or someone with little or no experience in the field of the supposed heroics.

Jones wants everyone to think he is a badass because he is in the Navy, but all he does is scrub toilets. He is such a glory hound.

by kurtha11 August 20, 2010