While having sex with a girl, grab a rolling pin or other large shaped object and ream her twat. once you pull the object out and her gash is gaping, yell into her twat lips "Hello" and wait for the echo.
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Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.
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by Olypub May 31, 2007
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"About to do a grand delete... This should be interesting. Wonder how many people on my list don't even bother with me? I'm running a test to see who reads my posts. I realize that's about 20 (or less) of you. If you read this, leave me a one word comment about your day. Only one word please. Then copy and paste this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Don't just put a word and not copy"
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Get the Grand Canyon mug.When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.
Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)
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"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."
"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"
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"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"
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