greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.

Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"

by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

quief lightning

A very explosive quief and last for ages and smells like fish

Aww look at her quief lightning

by Quief lightning October 22, 2017

golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

them fighting words

The phrase that inevitably follows when there is a debate over which video game is better.

Guy 1: 2 is better than 1, man.

Guy 2: them fighting words. . .1 is clearly better than 2.

by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018

food fighting fetish

This is where people are attracted to fat people fighting over certain food; It can be enjoyed whilst having a good old fap or even just sat with your family, this can be enjoyed by all ages!

Mark : “Have you seen the food fighting fetish video with those two blonde bitches, got me so fucking horny!”
Jeremy : “Those ‘two blonde bitches’ were our twin daughters Mark, you arrogant asshole.”

by Ethan and Kadie September 15, 2018