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nigger fishing

Colloquial term to describe the act of fishing off a dock, named such to suggest the financial limitations suffered by one who cannot afford to buy/rent a boat.
The lake was pretty rough this weekend-so we just went nigger fishing.......
by Canadia99 May 21, 2008
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Rusty Firing Squad

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.
Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.
by Luke McCullough December 9, 2008
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Perkin's Fishing Trip

When you fuck your dog in the ass and then go to your wife/girlfriend and ask for a blow-job.
Jim: So what did you do on the weekend?
Bob: Went on a Perkin's fishing trip with the missus, but she didn't like the taste.
by shoopdawhoop31231 February 26, 2009
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fishing

getting away from everyone for a few hours to talk about stupid things and act like you're catching fish
Scott used to go fishing with his friend, Terry. Now, he just donates money to the state for his yearly fishing license and daydreams about driving a boat on a lake.
by Jaco Pastoreus June 11, 2006
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fishing

A miracle breakthrough on the sets of gay porn across the world...in which two exuberantly gay men apply lipstick to their lips and then pucker up and kiss the other guys butthole to replicate pussy lips. He then drenches fish sauce on the butthole to simulate that great putrid smell of a moist pussy. This altogether is called "Fishing"
Hey Son you wanna go fishing this Saturday night. Alright Dad..I'll be sure to bait my penis with fish sauce.
by Ooter McCooterson April 19, 2005
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Fishing

To go around looking for girls you like to ask out.
To day i was fishing at the party
by Jonah Gould April 2, 2007
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night fishing

When a man makes love to a woman (usualy his wife or girlfreind) while she sleeps
Andy went night fishing on his wife...and got 7 years for rape..bad andy
by Bradzzzz December 15, 2008
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