shifty filipino

A shifty filipino guard is typically someone who’s very agile and has alot of fluidity in basketball. 99 finish. (extra points if they’re relatives or if they came straight from the philippines) their most common names are rams, allen, joshua, jake, RJ and more

“yo guard him!”
“nah bro, thats a shifty filipino”

by tonybone April 3, 2024

Taiwanese Filibuster

A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.

Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.

Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.

by phbl December 12, 2024

Carl-Filip

He is Him.

PS. Has a big cock.

Girl1: Omg is that Carl-Filip?

Girl2: No. That is Him.
Girl1: I bet he has a big cock.

by Thewall7983 January 3, 2025

Ravioli Filibuster

The act of finding an Italian prostitute and having them wrap your own umbilical chord from birth around your neck while they're inserting an artificial penis up your rectum.

"Bro that ravioli filibuster I got last night got me barely walking right now."

by Marshall8912 May 26, 2025

Spanish and Filipino Docking

When a Spanish male places his penis inside of a Filipino males foreskin. Sometimes refereed to Friday night basketball

Brais - I love Spanish and filipino Docking with Carlo. It feels so right and so warm

by The Mac 88 June 1, 2017

bitch ass filipino

Usually a fucktard who thinks he’s funny and is usually seen hanging out with other bitches This type of filipino will try to act cool and say he’s always on drugs but it’s cap. Never trust a bitch ass filipino

I can’t believe that kid is talking shit again

Well he is a bitch ass Filipino

by hahahasuperunfunny February 29, 2020

January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021