Femus

The 119th element on the Periodic Table of Elements, name discovered from a game of scrabble.

"Oh fuckballs I got Femus all over me"

by ScientistsArePog February 3, 2022

fetist

A child hater, particularly babies

(prounounced: feet-ist)

Person 1: Did you hear about Brian refusing those people service?
Person 2: No, was it a baby?
Person 1: Yeah, he's a total fetist.
Person 2: What a douchebag.

by jokinokun April 11, 2022

Grease Fetish

A grease fetish is the love for grease that is used for tractors and farm equipment. It mostly occurs in farmers who are separated from the outside world or smell to bad for woman to come around. Usually the person warms a bucket of grease on there hill billy stove and then dumps it all over themselves and rub it all over with a pepperoni stick. Sometimes in rare cases they develop almost a period so once every month the person has a ritual at midnight belly dancing honoring the grease for the life they had been given

Hey kaden look at that gross kid with the grease fetish

by xXSwagStaXx September 9, 2014

Gradient Fetish

When someone feel sexual attraction to gradients.

I'm so into gradients in different colors, I think a have a gradient fetish.

by cripfart June 25, 2016

clit fetish

(N.) An obsession with the clitoris of a female body

He had a total clit fetish! He sucked, flicked, bit, and stared at my clit for hours, and wasn't the least bit interested in getting a blowjob or actual sex...

by Dankmemetrash666 May 21, 2016

Carrot fetish

When you love carrots very much and use them as dildos

Bishop shoved a carrot up his greasy butthole because he has a carrot fetish

by PigeonTurtle November 1, 2016

E-Fetishist

Refers most often to Web Sluts and Exposed Faggots who have become sexually involved with online activities to the point that their ability to achieve orgasm is directly tied into the internet. This can take different forms such as:
•By Exposing themselves or Being Exposed

•Through completing Tasks or Dares

•By Being under the control of an online Master
•By showing off on Webcam broadcast
•Using Hypno/Training/Brainwashing Files
•After prolonged Goonbater sessions
•Reading thirst messages/comments connected to their pics/vids they have posted on XXX sites (Pornhub, Xhamster, thisvid, xvideos, Bdsmlr, newTumbl, ImageFap, FetLife, Reddit, nsfw Twitter, Anon-V, Toplosers, ExposedFun, GetDare, 4chan, Doxbin, Motherless, Absolutely.Exposed, etc.)
•While scrolling through your own humiliating indexed search results through Google or other search engines
•Includes but is not limited to accidentally or unexpectedly busting a nutt spontaneously any time you're wearing headphones and listening to Corpse Husband's narrations, gameplay, and/or any of his songs.
Closely related to Online Exposure, Exposed Faggots, Exposure Whore, Web Sluts

•Ive spent so much time jerkin off while exposing my faggot ass as a sissy to strangers online and now I'm a total E-Fetishist cuz I can cum if I'm not on the Internet.
•Not only have I modernized my financial portfolio by switching my investments to crypto but Ive done the same with my sex life. As an

E-Fetishist all my kinks have been Incorporated into the World Wide Web.

by FaggotJustinExposed December 7, 2021