Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022

Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.

I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome

by Harold's Father January 25, 2022

Father

Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.

Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father

by Parentlesshailey February 4, 2022

Father

A synonym for nothing, having zero of something

"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"

by CommunistPS5 February 10, 2022

Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.

Your father is the wife of your mom

by BIGSHOT1997 April 10, 2022

father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

father

1. The person that probably produced you as a sperm
2. A supposed religious god/goddess
3. The nickname of the founder of Best Korea

1. My father likes potatoes
2. Our father isn't taking the China Virus seriously
3. We should bless the father for his doings in Best Korea

by imananonymoususer February 23, 2021