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Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
by Buddahrid January 23, 2009
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fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!
by The Commune August 9, 2019
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fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.
by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010
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fart booster

extreme gas coming out your ass!! often used for stepping your game up in any athletic sport
FART BOOSTER with mah michael jordan shoes on!!

DAYUMMM i just fart boosted your ass!!
by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009
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fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Fart patrol

When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.
Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?
by jasonthecool March 22, 2012
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Fart Sock

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.
Damnit, I just fart socked my self!
by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018
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