Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

FloatSzn

See Yk I’m saying they call me float because it’s my season fr I be floating fr

“Jayden Reese and Wu be floating frfr ig it’s FloatSzn”

by Float FloatSzn Wu Wuwu October 31, 2022

Float

Originating from American slang but adapted by North Dublin teenagers. Float means 'go to' and is often used in shorthand.

"Float Centra after school"

"k, you payin though"

by Yuppalads234 November 3, 2022

Float

Go to / come to (irish slang)

Float my gaf (Come to my house), Float dublin (come to dublin)

by Fuckwhoevertookmyname January 11, 2023

Float

to knock someone out f*cking cold

keep talking like that ill float you

by lucid kai January 25, 2023