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Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.
*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
by EmoHo July 22, 2018
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emotization

verb

to change from one stereo type - usually the teacher's pet/honor student - to emo (normally a highschool freshman or an 8th grader); adding an emoticon - like and smiley :) or a wink ;) - to a text message, IM, etc.
"you know that kid jimmy? I remember last year he used to be the pefect little goody-two-shoes, but now he's totally emo. He had a complete emotization, what a douche."
by obamapproved May 24, 2009
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Blob Emote

discord
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the blob emote is an emote that is like a blobfish but is yellow with a cute face like :3 and i bet every discord server your in would have this emote
user1: had you heard of the cool blob emote
user2: yeah, everyone knows it and even your friend knows it
by 8408 :D June 17, 2021
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emotional squatting

When someone moves into your emotional space like it’s rent-free real estate, dumps all their unresolved childhood trauma in your living room, pisses on your peace, and calls it “being vulnerable.”
They expect full-time emotional labor, sympathy on demand, and spiritual room service — while giving absolutely nothing back.
You’re not a therapist, not their mom, not a fucking Airbnb for broken people. But somehow you ended up hosting their mental meltdown with a smile.
Every time Jenna breaks up with Kyle, she calls me crying at 2 a.m. like I’m her therapist. Bro, that’s emotional squatting.
by Timur Z April 4, 2025
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emotion spamming

Spamming on your keyboard due to excessive excitement, happiness, or sadness. Usually caused by someone's death in a book or tv show, or when it ends.
Girl #1: SOWBKSBDODJQOEBDKJFSKNWODBSKDNSOSNWOAJSINDSJ

Girl #2: Calm down and stop emotion spamming! Explain what happened.
by CrazyFanboy December 15, 2015
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Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 25, 2020
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Fortnite flapper emote

Mankywave loves this song, HE CANT STOP PLAYING IT he is a silly goose
Mankywavw:oh Hengi please play da Fortntie flapper emote i beg you

Hengi:i mean... if you like it that much i guess ill play it. ( Fortnite flapper emote )
by A suspicious blobfish July 29, 2022
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