Elmers Glue

a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it

"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"

by stellatois August 2, 2021

emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic

bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021

emerghorncy

So horny, it is an emergency. English equivalent of the German “Notgeilheit”.

I had been hard for hours. It was an emerghorncy.

by Thingfishy August 8, 2021

emerance

bitchy, straightforward and direct. A person with many friends and many interests, usually sporty, but holds grudges. will make it clear they despise you even if there is no reason for them to do so. Gets pissed off at the slightest things, incredibly nice to some people and incredibly rude to others, just depends on their judgement of you. gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss I guess…

“Nobody could be as cool and pretty while also being a bitch like emerance effortlessly does”

by ✰ an irrelevant liar ✰ August 15, 2021

ember

Something or someone that was performing way above average and is now performing above average.

Something that used to be fire, but now is just hot.

He used to kick 100 yard field goals, now he is just ember making them at 70 yards.

Those nails ember she has had them for 4 weeks and the design is still hot.

This girl is ember, fire in high school hot now.
What an ember night, started off hot and cooled yet still amazing.

That pitcher is throwing embers now, your should have seen him on the first inning.

by eprionash September 7, 2021

Ember

Ember is a fat slut that try’s to simp for your boyfriend and forces to voice to be “hot” ember is full of shit and disrespectful hoe that has no boyfriend nor friends so she flirts with your bf to get him to flirt back like your mum was on drugs when she named you stfu my names Amber with an E so quirky just shut up fat hoe she probably has toe jam and eats it like wtf

Hi I’m Ember with an E so quirky

Shut up dumb hoe

by Táywuvsyou September 25, 2021

Ember

Ember is a fat lying piece of shit she eats pussy no one loves her no one gives a shit about her, she try’s to steal your boyfriend and she forces her voice and probably has toe jam and eats it and looks like a fat Oompa Loompa, she’s a dumb dog and looks like a monkey she can go khs cause no one wants u in the world

Hi I’m Ember with an E I’m so quirky

Stfu no one cares

by Táywuvsyou September 25, 2021