Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).

SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

Garbitched Earth

Planet-Trash made from Humankind

2081, solar eclipse ..Stay now on a little Colony on Mars, and yes from this View the broken x-rayed old garbitched Earth without Atmosphere covers the Sun perfect

by ClintBronson June 2, 2020

Earth

the composition of an adult human body.

We now commit his body to the ground: earth to earth; ashes to ashes; dust to dust.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?

by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023

EARTH

A NICE PLACE WHERE HUMANS AND ANIMALS LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER

I LOVE EARTH

by iwgbiwp May 18, 2019

Earth died so badly

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man

so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died

by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022

Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

by Spark the girl May 25, 2018