dog heist

dawg hahyst
noun

A robbery that is centered around stealing a (usually cute) dog from its owner.

Look at that cute dog. I think it’s time for a dog heist!

by Dr Manifold May 03, 2018

fob dog

A FOB dog is a term used by the armed services for a pupper who makes his way into your Forward Operating Base, as well as into your heart.

Co. GySgt-"1Sgt said no fucking Fob Dogs..."

Plt Sgt-"Hes just mad because Jody is running up his credit cards"

by Biggole peenis guy September 05, 2019

Scary dog

Scary dog describes someone who is protective and scary looking
Usually used to describe a goth/emo girlfriend, boyfriend, or lover

Y: Who are they
M: Oh don't worry they're my scary dog :)

by Oikawa_Simp00 May 05, 2021

The Riv Dog

When your doing anal and then pull out and make her lick all the shit off your dick

Damn bro Requisha is really good at giving The Riv Dog.

by C: :### December 14, 2019

Dog Alarm

A warning device made up of one or more dogs to signal that something is happening outside

My dog alarm goes off whenever someone is at the door, on the sidealk, accross the street, driving down the street, delivering mail, picking up trash, etc., etc., etc., etc,. etc., etc., etc., .....

by macca fan September 16, 2007

frot dog

When a woman slides her pudenda over an erect cock. The resulting display resembles a hot dog in a bun.

She would commonly use a reverse cowgirl and frot dog me.

by DV8DUG August 04, 2020

Michaels Dog

Michaels dog has been touched inappropriately by his owner Michael Cascio. The dog is forced into many things including licking jelly off of Michaels toes. Michaels dog is even forced to shower with Michael.

Michaels dog is living a hard life.

by Jdog6474747848585849; May 07, 2020