dirty dunce

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.

Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.

by Droops June 10, 2008

Dirty Bayou Motorboat

The act of motorboat-ing an attractive woman's ass instead of her breasts.

"Man she's got a great ass. I'd love give her the Dirty Bayou Motorboat"

"This guy motorboated my ass last night like it was my tits and then he said something about a bayou..."

by imotorboatdownsouth March 25, 2009

Dirty Mistress Club

a Dirty Mistress Club or a DMC is a group of men or women who plot and plan out the playing of others. Those others are considered toys and the object of the club is to choose a mark, make them fall in love (or lust) with a member of the club and then slowly work at them until they break.

The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.

by DMC1 February 18, 2009

Dirty Flanagan

A Dirty Flanagan is a commonly used term in Ireland. It is when a man drinks all his Irish Whiskey, he takes his penis and inserts it into the whiskey bottle and ejecaulates. He then shoves the bottle up the womans vagina/ Man's but.

Professor: Seamus where were you last night?
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!

by FLibbidy January 24, 2011

Dirty Farrar

When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.

Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.

Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.

by lickalotofpuss69 April 9, 2011

dirty flute

When a girl sucks a guys balls sideways, while she jerks him off with both hands, like she's playing the flute.

Yo, that girl from the party last night gave me the best dirty flute I've ever had!

by Kristina witha k August 2, 2012

dirty botelho

the act of a guy putting cum and period blood in a bag then mixing it together then putting it in a cup then both of them drinking it

anthony and nicole was at a raging party last night and they did a dirty botelho it was so gross i almost puked

by fattyandmuscle April 10, 2013