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The uncontrollable urge/automatic reflex to open Facebook every time you pick up your phone.
Chris: "Man, that girl is always on her phone!"
Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"
by CKB1116 March 2, 2017
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Face Book Chat Disorder

When people have chat issues on fb! It is catch able and takes time and rehabilitation to heal. See a doctor today to find out if YOU might have it. fbcd is a dangerous disorder! while chatting to friends be careful of it and report problems to fbcd@facebook.disorders.com
by pssh*QUIET*pssh November 16, 2011
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post guardianship stress disorder

Post guardianship stress disorder is a condition similar to post-traumatic stress disorder affecting 20+ adults and causing them to display emotional problems of a type usually found in teenagers. It is caused by a history of rough legal guardianship by guardians who "wanted the best for you" and/or very good memory, preventing affected people from forgetting the hell it was to be under a legal guardian. Mind you, people with post guardianship stress disorder are NOT age queers, they do NOT wish they were real teenagers again any more than Holocaust survivors wish they were back in concentration camp. Quarterlife crisis is not post guardianship stress disorder although it often strikes at a similar stage of life, but for very different reasons. To be considered a sufferer of post guardianship stress disorder your emotional problmes have to be caused by what your legal guardians or equivalent did legally to you "doing their job", not by people breaking the law.
I have post guardianship stress disorder.
by TheRealBRAIN!!! January 9, 2016
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COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD) is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have.
COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others.
by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 16, 2017
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Character Attachment Disorder (CDD)

When playing a roleplaying game, this unfortunate malady occurs when a player becomes so attached to their character, that they break the verisimilitude of the game by creating copies of their favored character.
This affliction can present itself in many ways, such as giving other characters the same name with slight variations or creating characters that have the same personality or mannerisms.
Wow, Keev cannot make an original character after Carmine. First, it was Barmine and now Karmine? He must have a pretty severe case of Character Attachment Disorder (CDD).
by HerrPetro March 22, 2019
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Goshiki Obsessive Disorder (GOD) means that you would have a habit of heavily giving all your unconditional love to him. Signs of the disorder include; talking about him endlessly, simping over him (etc)
1. Date Tech has recently found out that their setter had Goshiki Obsessive Disorder (GOD), when they stumbled across pictures of Goshiki Tsutomu on their setter’s phone.

2. Author found out she had (GOD) after buying 50 body pillows of Goshiki Tsutomu.
by tsxkishima_txdxshi May 21, 2021
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Someone who can't stop tweeting; will stop eating, all normal daily functions just to sit on Twitter all day and tweet, retweet, mention and fave. Also overuses and/or misuses hashtags.
"You're jammin up the feed with your OTD!"
* obsessive twitter disorder (OTD)
by CairennRhys July 16, 2014
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