Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP)

People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.

They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)

They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.

They tend to be the most annoying "fans".

Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :

OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"

OJD: "Really"

OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"

OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"

OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"

OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."

by JonasLover123 October 8, 2008

Chronic End-Gaming Disorder

When you are playing the game and you die miserably or you just finish the ending, you just don't want to play it the next day. This disorder can last to about a day or even a month.
-The best way to cure the "die miserably" part (assuming it is a boss that gives you trouble) is to say, screw this and don't give a shit. (I won that way.)
-It is normally chronic because you stay that way, unless your preference is Shooter games or World games (such as Grand Theft Auto).
-It affects RPG and Adventure players the most.

Final Fantasies. You play it, you finish it, you move on with your life. Or, you die without saving, and you are so pissed off that you say, "screw this" and you don't touch it for a while.
Racing games where that DAMN computer player beats you just by a second and you come in second when you wanted first.

Warning: Chronic End-Gaming Disorder is problematic! It makes you spend your money constantly in search of new games after you finish them.

by FWL January 13, 2008

Olympic Obsessive Disorder

A condition in which the person is addicted to things about the Olympics. Otherwise know as "ODD"

John: Do you want to come outside and throw around a baseball or something?

Chris: No, the Olympics are on. I'm going to go and watch that as well as play my Olympic video game, drink from my Olympic cup, and write a story about the Olympics with my Olympic pen and Olympic themed paper.

John: Wow, you suffer from Olympic Obsessive Disorder!

by lightband December 18, 2011

Fight Club Disorder

A condition under which an individual mistakenly believes their life is an extension of the Film "Fight Club"
also,
the delusion that watching "Fight Club" has somehow made them a better person.

Symptoms often include and overuse of the term "Sheeple".

She keeps calling people Sheeple, she must have Fight Club Disorder.

by Tyler Turden July 29, 2013

BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder

The BPOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with BLACKPINK so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about them 24/7! Other symptoms of this disorder include- thinking hating on BLACKPINK is their reason to breathe, their hobby, and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in MAMAMOO STANS, GFRIEND STANS, ARMYONCES, BH STANS, YG STANS, BTS STANS, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fuck off" and go get a life!

BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder
Those armys have BPOD, always have blackpinks name in their mouth.

by X1Love November 6, 2020

Post Trump Stress Disorder

A neurological disorder and condition that affected Jim Acosta in the 4 years of covering news and correspondence at the White House during the Trump Administration. Symptoms include burns in the butt-hole, rash, and difficulty in coping with Trump crushing criticism of Jim's propaganda. Complications include; ranting all over the news about he suffered during the Trump era, promises not to talk about Trump again but keeps talking about him which shows how its very difficult to get rid of the butt-hole burns Trump has caused him.
Unfortunately, there is no treatment or cure for such condition. However, it's avoidable. Avoid listening to CNN, Jim Acosta, or any libtrad leftist and their propaganda machine.

Jim Acosta: I am suffering from Post Trump Stress Disorder
American People: We don't care.

by TrueVision20 April 4, 2021

Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE

Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??

Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

Maddam:
OH FUCK

Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!

Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE

Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH

Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????

by erectism January 10, 2008