Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

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dinnermission

A short break taken in the middle of a large meal to catch one's breath, let food already consumed work its way down to a 'hollow leg', or to build up the mental fortitude before pushing on with the eating. Typically suggests one may already be near capacity, but as it is Thanksgiving or an All You Can Eat (ACYE) buffet, one must push on from first to second helpings, but especially when trying to test the limits of stomach capacity with a third or fourth helping.

Everett honey, you've only had two helpings of turkey and stuffing, are you sure you don't want more? Nana, I'm just taking a dinnermission for a few minutes.

by WordGrotto March 11, 2018

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dinnerrerly

(pron. din-err-RUUR-lee) Noun. A unit of currency equivalent to one dinner at a fine restaurant.

A dinner costs one dinnerrerly, of course.
"I cannot move out from home until I've saved enough dinnerrerlies for dates and years to come."
"Another day, another dinnerrerly!"
"America's production and consumption of dinnerrerlies far exceeds that of other nations, especially the Third World. You can see it reflected in their waistlines and pocketbooks."

by Newsieman July 10, 2018

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