Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.

Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.

by Adrian666 September 15, 2022

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Earth died so badly

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man

so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died

by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022

dis

Bastardization of "this," cause 4 letter is too damn long

*Phone rings
"Hm, I don't know this number"
*Picks it up
"Hello, who dis be?"

by kljw;lnwoinvvsd June 16, 2018

Cadis Etrama Di Raizel

Cadis Etrama Di Raizel means pogi or handsome it can use to compliment others

Look he's Cadis Etrama Di Raizel

by di Raizel May 15, 2022

discepolo di 049

Discepolo di 049, also known as a particular disciple of 049, is another staff member of a game and uses a cursed emoji that I won't talk about, but anyway, he's weird because sometimes he talks about sussy stuff (not usually) and sometimes is just fucked up I don't know. If you meet him, I can do nothing except good luck to you.

"Hey, you know Disciple of 049?"

"No, shut up."

Discepolo di 049 is a guy that he can become "immortal" only on a discord server lol.

by Zeorn May 26, 2022

dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")

Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?

by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021