Diarrhetes

Similar to how one can get Diabetes by consuming too much sugar, one can get Diarrhetes from consuming too many diuretics such as coffee.

Symptoms include uncontrollable diarrhea and surprisearrhea.

Trevor: You don't look so good.
Jerry: I just had 3 coffees and now I think I have Diarrhetes!!!

by FrylockMastershakeAndMeatwad September 12, 2011

Diarrheka

A word said with excitement when one realizes that they intended on farting, but accidentally crapped their pants. Similar to the expression Eureka!

Bob: Diarrheka!
Jon: Woah bro, did you just shart your pants?
Bob: Precisely!

by FartCityAllStar September 7, 2013

diarreastic

When a fart is so bad, it sounds like somebody just had plopped out diarrhea into their pants.

Mike: *plbbbbbbbbbbbbp*
Frank: Jesus Christ, that was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard.

by CrackThatWhip April 25, 2014

diaHRhea

A Human Resource (HR) software system that is shyte, especially of the the wet explosive kind.

Yo, that Oracle HCM system is like mad diaHRhea!

by CrazeeMoniker May 26, 2016

Diarrhetoric

n – 1. Enough BS to elicit explosive discharge. Syn, see POLITICS

Last night's debate provided infinite diarrhetoric.

by parner February 9, 2017

Dialrrhea

When your f'n phone gets food, oil, water, or sweat on the screen and it freaks out...
Calling, or texting out gibberish or deleting contacts or just overall acting like it is possessed buttdial

Generally highly selective in that it is always the last person you want to call or text...

Dude i'm really sorry abt this... my f'n phone has Dialrrhea

by no pha que July 16, 2019

diarreah porn

It's where you take eating ass to a whole other level. You eat peoples shit. Ex. 2 girls 1 cup

OMG. Cheryl gave me the best diarreah porn of my life! Wtf is wrong with me have I sinned past the point of return oh please god help I am dying on the bathroom floor my mom overdosed on Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears Andy dads left town all i have left is Cheryl's turds

by Cheryl's Boyfriend November 19, 2019