December 2nd

Mom friend appreciation day: Show some appreciation to your mom friend. They are always the one to give you advice and take care of you, sometimes that’s ought to be hard.

“Hey, thanks for everything, ya’know, since it’s December 2nd.”
“No problem dude”

by EveA November 19, 2021

December 2nd

National hit your crush in the balls day

Girl: *hits guys balls*
Guy:bro why you do that

Girl: it’s December 2nd

by ButtfUckmaggIe November 20, 2021

December 20

A girl who’s name begins with P has to suck your balls day

Hey Porscha it’s December 20th, suck me please!

by AmiriBK- September 27, 2021

december 28th

Quite the asshole, they don’t really deserve anything in life. Most are fine or good but there’s a small few who are terrible.

Weegee: “Hey, when were you born?”
MeeM: “December 28th.”
Weegee: “You suck. B)”
MeeM: “I know.”

by MeeMTheCatMaid October 7, 2021

December 24

The fucking worst day ever. It’s the day before Christmas and it takes years for this day to get over with. If you try and go to sleep it’s fucking impossible.

Friend: hey bro it’s Christmas Eve!

Me: yeah?

Friend: it’s December 24, Christmas Eve so only one more day til Christmas.

Me: you mean a few more years

by Chicken tender bitch October 17, 2021

december 23

Hot people day. And anyone is allowed to kiss u. And no one can hate you

"Yo it's december 23"
"Ok??"
*smooch*

by thetruealpha69 November 22, 2021

December 24

If you were born on this day let’s just say you are very pretty and trustworthy

Dani- “i was born on December 24”

Andrew- “damn..no wonder you’re so pretty”

by Mightyblueberry November 23, 2021