orange crush

a type of weed with the little red hairs, its not putting orange peel in your pot.

Is it the one with the little red hairs and the fresh greenery?

by Dubs February 17, 2004

Porn Crusader

Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy

"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."

"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"

by Lilikin March 3, 2005

Candy Crush

Just about the dumbest game in the modern world. People come begging to their friends on Facebook for lives and take the game way too seriously. Most adults who are trying to be impressive play. Also is known as Candy Crack because it is so addictive.

Person 1: "Sweetie have you started dinner?"
Person 2: "I'M PLAYING CANDY CRUSH. LET ME BEAT THE LEVEL!"
Person 1: *silently backs away*

by k1798 December 25, 2013

crush on

to have a feeling of romantic love for someone, especially someone you do not know well

— Who's that?
— Nevermind.
— I know! It's the girl you are crushing on (you have a crush on).

by bouncy January 15, 2007

cunt crusher

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009

Crushmate

A crushmate is a person whom you like and who likes you back. You both know that you like each other, but you are not dating for some reason. Having a crushmate is that step between the friend zone and actually going out.

"Hey, I saw you and Rachel talking today." *nudge nudge*
"Yeah, she's just so great."
"You guys are such a cute couple."
"Nah, we're not going out. We're just crushmates."
"Why don't you just ask her out? You obviously like each other!"
"Yeah, we both know. It's just complicated..."

by notmonday December 18, 2012

crushin' it

To excel beyond all foreseen abilities. To wildly surpass any goal or expectation. Applicable to: school, women, men, video games, life.

Alex A: Yo, Alex, what did you get on that Chemistry exam?
Alex M: About a 99%.
Alex A: Crushin' it.
Alex M: Crushin' it.
Alex A: How about those biddies?
Alex M: They all be givin' me their numbas
Alex A: Crushin' it.
Alex M: My life.

by bobbyjogangsta November 10, 2013