When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022
Get the Unicorn Crushmug. a person whom you see in the hallways of school that you don’t have any classes with — you most likely have no connections whatsoever with them, either. if you dream about them, you’re a simp (I’m a simp.)
by rainbowgorilla September 24, 2023
Get the Hallway crushmug. When you start to catch feelings for someone over the summer— this can be someone from school, someone you just met— but they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I haven’t seen Evelyn since our last day of chemistry together… god, how have I never realized how perfect she is? This summer crush shit is a real doozy😫😫*proceeds to think about her all summer, whether or not the crush continues into the next school year*
by traderjoesmacandcheese July 17, 2022
Get the Summer crushmug. When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.
Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014
Get the Apollonian Crushmug. by Crusty dusty ASS October 25, 2019
Get the Crush (erick)mug. Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.
It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.
It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.
Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank
by aerialdracula July 16, 2019
Get the crushing raspberriesmug. A superhuman ability gifted to those that ask for cigarettes on street corners and receive a Camel Crush Menthol. The ability can be triggered by most anybody with proper training, and requires one to inhale an entire Camel Crush Menthol cigarette upon crushing the menthol filter bubble. Practicing the art form can unlock your methylated potential and gift you with anything from extreme intelligence to incredible ohysical strength and agility and can be used methodically. This mode can be triggered by lesser menthol cigarettes, however great training is required.
by Nima Vellon December 24, 2020
Get the Crush Modemug.