An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.
by Shockwave1972 April 25, 2011
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by MoreFriedThanAPoodleOnAStick October 30, 2011
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When your girlfriend is knee deep in housework and you ambush her while she's putting clothes away, get her all folded up in the corner of the closet like a cheap lawn chair & bang the daylights out of her. After, you pull one of her shirts off the hanger to wipe up with.
Stacie was super busy putting clothes away, when Eric totally snuck up on her & gave her a heavy dose of the ol' closet crunch.
by ms super funnier than eric November 15, 2011
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"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
by ThugZone August 16, 2013
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Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
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Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
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by Qbaybay October 11, 2013
Get the closet deposit mug.A very unique individual, very wise but does not think he knows it all, mature also handsome & humble. He is the type of guy that questions every thing just to see what your reply would be, some what funny more on the serious side also he is very quiet you could hear a pin drop around him. He complains a lot if he cares about something if not he is very free-spirited he is a good person at heart does favors out of nature, however he is a very shy person he is cautious around unfamiliar people. A very outgoing person but knows how to keep his priorities together. In addition a very smooth guy at everything he does knows how to treat a lady he is chivalrous and charming his male friends say he is too lovey-dovey but that's just the way he is but will get hostile he tolerates no lies, people who beat around the bush and bullshit. People like that gets X out his life ASAP
by Our father January 4, 2014
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I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
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