Tri-corned

To be intoxicated by marijuana, nicotine, and alcohol all at the same time. To be fucked (up) three ways.

I got tri-corned as fuck last night and cannot remember a damned, fucking thing.

by Duncan of the Idahos October 28, 2021

Corn Maven

The wielder of the corn, who is responsible for dishing the corn out at family dinners/gatherings. Often associated with the act of yelling "Corn!" spontaneously so as to raise awareness of the product they are peddling.

You fucking dumbfuck, you fucked the Corn Maven's wife right before he passed out the corn! Now you're never gonna get corn again!

by Carlton Grüberschmott August 02, 2020

Crackin corn

When you push out a massive fart and you blow a corn kernel across the room.

It was Jimmy's crackin corn that blinded his poor dog Rex.

by jmcycle August 29, 2017

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 03, 2014

lame corn

Lame corn is a person who is a lame and thinks the popping hints the corn

Your such a lame corn ass bitch

by Ling ling chicken chicken October 01, 2019

Corn Spirals

1. The knock off term for fusilli pasta.
2. If you're not Italian and you don't know how say fusilli.

*In an Italian restaurant and the waiter comes over*

Waiter: "what would you like today?"

Me: "can I get uhhhh... a bowl of those corn spirals?"

by Trap_Boi March 21, 2018

thot corn

Hot popcorn

I’d rather have some thot corn.

by Inkrediblekeke October 22, 2017