A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours
Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023
Get the Cooper the pooper scooper mug.Cooper is the sweetest guy you will ever meet and he is extremely handsome. He has a heart of gold and will always try to comfort you and make you happy. Cooper has brown silky hair and amazing eyes, he is very tall and strong. Cooper will always be nice to you but makes jokes about most things he says. He is trustworthy and loyal to everyone. If you ever meet a cooper don’t hurt him.
by anonymous May 25, 2022
Get the Cooper mug.Cooper is the peron that you can always go to for help. A great friend, Cooper can help you out when your a pinch. Always be there for Cooper, and he will always be there for you!
Cooper is a great guy!
by UseCodeLazar October 15, 2019
Get the Cooper mug.There are two types of Coopers in this world.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
Get the Cooper mug.cooper is a pretty athletic person and typically what you would call a show off. Cooper tends to be a player until he finds someone he actually likes and cares for (very rare). Cooper has a few best friends and is a family guy. Definetly a dog person, seems like he would be one of those hockey boys. Thats all.
Cooper is a player
by Jannette Wilson March 13, 2023
Get the Cooper mug.a rick cooper is a loser with a really small penis and is sexually attracted to feminists with pink hair and lots of pubic hair.
a rick cooper has also got a huge fetish for black men.
Rick cooper also has a really hot mum that will give it to anyone
a rick cooper has also got a huge fetish for black men.
Rick cooper also has a really hot mum that will give it to anyone
by beefthenigga6969 June 8, 2020
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