Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.
It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.
If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.
If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.
case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.
case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
Get the Large Hadron Collider mug.(n) Used to describe someone whose positive attributes, such as enthusiasm, friendliness or good looks, are completely undone by their mind boggling stupidity. The type of person who would do anything to please you if only they could remember what it was. Or who, in their excitement, is likely to urinate right where they stand if you say something nice to them or feed them a snack.
"Mate, that bloke's got a touch of the Border Collie about him."
"She was up for it, but I had to walk away when she went all Border Collie on me."
"She was up for it, but I had to walk away when she went all Border Collie on me."
by bonzasaurus December 14, 2008
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collin is most of the time a toolbag with no life.
collin has no friends and cant get a girl friend.
collin is a wannaB and a poser.
collin normaly has a really cool brother who steels all of his luster and the people in his grade thinks his brother is cooler then him.
collin has no friends and cant get a girl friend.
collin is a wannaB and a poser.
collin normaly has a really cool brother who steels all of his luster and the people in his grade thinks his brother is cooler then him.
kid 1 "that kid is such a collin"
kid 2 "who are u talking about"
kid 1 " the kid who lots like a toolbag"
kid 2 "ooooo now i know who your talking about"
kid 1 yeah but that kid may be a tool but his brother is pretty cool"
kid 2 " yeah i think i might hang out with the toolbags brother"
kid 1 " same the tools brother looks like a cameron"
kid 2 " i know its awsome he looks like a beast"
kid 2 "who are u talking about"
kid 1 " the kid who lots like a toolbag"
kid 2 "ooooo now i know who your talking about"
kid 1 yeah but that kid may be a tool but his brother is pretty cool"
kid 2 " yeah i think i might hang out with the toolbags brother"
kid 1 " same the tools brother looks like a cameron"
kid 2 " i know its awsome he looks like a beast"
by anti_toolbag November 2, 2010
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Get the collette mug.Meaning 1. A woman born with one ball
Meaning 2. When for an unexpeted reason someones voice tone turns extremely low.
Meaning 2. When for an unexpeted reason someones voice tone turns extremely low.
Meaning 1.
I saw this woman the other day, totally a collette.
Meaning 2. *someones talking and voice goes low* Dude u did a collete!
I saw this woman the other day, totally a collette.
Meaning 2. *someones talking and voice goes low* Dude u did a collete!
by Asterix September 30, 2005
Get the Collette mug.A mofo bitch that will finesss your hoe. he has big titties and likes clities. A collin isnt the most attractive but he still pretty chill and you should add him on the gram @collin.crooms
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