sexual chocolate

A term defined during the 60s and 70s used to describe gay, black men.

Sexual chocolate over there visits the gay clubs weekly.

by Jakz September 1, 2004

Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"

"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."

by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013

chocolate toboggan

1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.

To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.

by Budd Licker October 25, 2007

Chocolate Whisper

When you pass out on the bed with your head next to your buddie's ass and he farts gently into your face.

Evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!"
Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!"

by g-othermal October 18, 2008

Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

by xero347 February 1, 2009

Chocolate Upside Down Cake

A sexual position performed by one person doing a handstand, preferably on the bed, while the partner lines up their anus into the first partners mouth and tongue and oral is performed.

Man, I'm gonna have to give my girl chocolate upside down cake if i want some inverted head tomorrow.

by Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2009

Chocolate Chin Strap

A Chocolate Chin Strap is like a Blumpkin for a girl. The male applies the mouth to the females vagina. Once there he starts eating her out while, the female is taking a shit. Once this action starts her shit then leaves a tiny chin strap appearance on your face.

"Dude whats that brown stuff on your face?" tom says.

"Not much man just my Chocolate Chin Strap, from my girlfriend!" john says.

"Damn that bitch is sick and so are you!" tom says.

"w.e man Chocolate Chin Straps rock!" john says.

by eatem all out May 28, 2010