chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.

I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

Chop Chop

Very finely chopped up marijuana and tobacco. Preferably chopped up with decently sized kitchen cutlery on a cutting board, or just any hard surface for that matter (whichever you prefer) and mixed together as if you were creating your own "chop-salad." Once the product is finished being chopped, take the concoction and precisely pack as much as physically possible into a bong, pipe, or bubbler (bong is your best bet), and enjoy.

Also, it's customary when smoking chop in the presence of "virgin choppers," that nobody speaks of the effects of chop chop, but rather just let the victim rip the shit out of the bong and let him marinate in his own sudden intoxication.

**DISCLAIMER: Some may become uncontrollably addicted to chop-chop, however, we are not to be found responsible for any addictions that do occur after reading this excerpt**

Man 1: So, whatcha wanna do for the next hour?
Man 2: I dont know, wanna smoke some chop chop?
Man 1: Yeah, I guess
Man 3: What's chop chop?

Man 1 and 2: *pause* ..... just smoke it yo!

by SCRiMF October 20, 2010

tomahawk chop

The act of folding your right fist to your right armpit and sliding your elbow into the vagina and, possibly up to your wrist, ram in and out in a chopping motion.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard Jenks really gave Erin the Tomahawk Chop last night!
Guy 2: I know, he looked totally wore out! He must of gone wrist deep!

by Alseph December 25, 2008

Chop Up

"Chop Up" is a phrase that can be used to describe an act if it has been executed with great success, supreme level of skill, etc.

When referring to current events, one may say "chopping up".

When referring to past events, "chopped up" is used.

"I chopped up that race on the weekend!"

"I'm going to Chop Up my maths exam today!"

"I'm totally Chopping Up these noobs on COD!"

by Darren_X September 20, 2010

lamb chop love hole

to grasp the love shaft of your partner while making sheep noises

samantha really loved that mans lamb chop love hole

by jay adkins August 6, 2007

Chop Shop

An abortion clinic

Had to take Sandy to the chop shop to get that taken care off

by khny212 March 12, 2009

Chop Meat Records

Chop Meat Records is a Group Of Musicians localized in the Inland Northwest. They Consist of Several Different Groups, solo acts, and collaborations, mainly Producing genres like Hip-Hop, Horror-core and underground music for the people who are sick of hearing the mainstream mind-bending, brainwashed bullshit (Auto-Tune).

Yo, Lets Go To A Chop Meat Show. Only 5$! Have You seen Chop Meat Records Show?

by A Local Ninja August 31, 2011