read and chill

When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.

*After pretending to have read something*

Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!

by full_of_swag October 12, 2016

Netflix and not chill

Simply the opposit of Netflix and chill! You go over and watch Netflix and cuddle but there is no fucking involved... Sorry bros

Me: wanna come over and chill
Girl: sure! I'm on my period though...
Me: never mind... We can Netflix and not chill...

by Bro stuff September 11, 2016

Paxos and chill

It means the same what "Netflix and chill" means, but is widely used in the Software Engineering/Programming community.

- Hey Jane, wanna go implement Paxos and chill with me today?
- Oh, maybe, if it is the Raft version.

by paxosandchill August 25, 2016

Nutflix and Chill

A quiet night at home with a lover for members of the bondage community.

George: "Doing anything tonight?"
Boris: "Not much....just Nutflix and chill with the missus".
George: "Ouch".

by Gordon Fucking Ramsey June 6, 2016

chill-work

1. The act of working (especially homework) in a leisurely manner, usually accompanied by TV or distracting music. It is midway between procrastinating and hard work.

A: What the fuck man! Why are you watching Netflix? Don't you have a 50 page paper due tomorrow?
B: Yeah, it's no big deal. I'm chill-working.

by khanjohnson May 31, 2016

Twister and Chill

Playing twister while fucking

Hey girl, I just got a new twister set for my birfday. Wanna come twister and chill later?

by Twister Master May 31, 2016

Steak and Chill

Verb; When someone promises you to do something and they don't do it, despite the fact they signed a legal document with the repercussion being that they must make you a steak dinner and give them head.

Dude, Ryan totally owes me a steak and chill session after fucking me over like that.

by blowmeplez June 15, 2016