Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.

Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011

chang tang

asian pussy..hot looking asian girl...

man that girl is one hot piece of chang tang

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

Venue Change

Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.

Matt worked all day but made multiple venue changes and was fairly unproductive by 5pm.

by beerNlinux December 31, 2011

oil change

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

by lowercased April 15, 2006

climate change

The antithesis to global warming

While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2017

changoos

Proest of the pros changoosmangoos

Changoos god

by Changoos November 24, 2021

change controlled

to suffer the wrath, for one week every month, of a 6 woman team suffering from synchronised pmt

david was left a sobbing mess after being change controlled for missing his turn at making the coffee

by broomboy January 28, 2008