phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview November 12, 2012

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018

history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

Dry carrot

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.

I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.

by Kking11 September 20, 2018

Carrot top

A little ginger who lies about there age and they look like a leprechaun but they flash people

Oh look there’s the short annoying carrot top

by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021

carrot queen

A non red headed male (homosexual) who is obsessed and sexually attracted to red heads. See gingers

Jerry is such a carrot queen. We can never go anywhere with him drooling over those damn soulless gingers

by Kriskeezy January 7, 2015

Difficult Carrots Lime Breezy

This is an improved antonym} from "{Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult}" I kept the first 'difficult, because it actually is an antonym. 'Peas', which I'm assuming is the root word of 'peasy', doesn't have an opposite. It does, however have a rival, of sorts -- 'Carrots'. The same holds true for 'Lemon'
The last one took a moment -- when you squeeze something you remove all the air or water. So, the opposite would be something with a lot of air. And 'Breezy' fits the rhyme scheme.

"It only took me about 10 minutes to create it -- so it really wasn't 'Difficult Carrots Lime Breezy'."

by Rej Leatherman December 27, 2019