A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019
Get the Carlmug. Carl Kim, from Los Angeles, shared street dance styles in South Korea during the early 1990s, before global internet access made those styles widespread.
Carl Kim -
A dude from Los Angeles who hit South Korea in the early ’90s, busting underground LA street dance moves before the internet made them global. Known for rocking freestyle in clubs and singing La Bamba at karaoke while locals tried to catch the vibe.
A dude from Los Angeles who hit South Korea in the early ’90s, busting underground LA street dance moves before the internet made them global. Known for rocking freestyle in clubs and singing La Bamba at karaoke while locals tried to catch the vibe.
by Underground Beats September 2, 2025
Get the Carl Kimmug. Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em
by CDMJ June 8, 2021
Get the Carl Davemug. One of the most handsome and most genuine guys you will meet he is about 170 cm and is in to sport and loves and cares about his mates and the people around him. He is one of the most luckiest people that you could meet.
That’s my best mate Carled !!!
by Johnson Ibrahim June 22, 2019
Get the Carledmug. by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022
Get the Carlmug. "Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012
Get the Cotton mouthed Carlmug. 