cardiomelanosis

Any condition of a black heart.

The man had to have his heart replaced due to cardiomelanosis

by Carlyyc July 23, 2016

Cardirus

1. A very purple man that is not normal and often gets trapped in social Media.

2. A powerful purple being that strives for affection and Power.

3. Purple.

Bob: Hey! That guys is definitely Cardirus!
Jeff: You got it, i love Purple.

by Eric F. Smith November 15, 2017

Cardiovascular frozennippleitis

The instance when you are so cold that the veins in your nipples are frozen shut

You look pretty cold there.
Yeah, I have cardiovascular frozennippleitis

by I taught sped kids percussion November 14, 2018

cardinals nation

cardinals nation is a pedo

cardinals nation is a pedo.

by cardijnfg November 19, 2018

Cardibacular Arrest

When someone who was previously normal loses all sense of logical reasoning. They make others lose brain cells from trying to understand them. Some symptoms may include horrid language skills, inability for others to understand, stupidity, rambunctious behavior, etc. It is considered peak Niggatry, which is then followed by normalcy. This could last from only 2 seconds to your whole life.

Guy 1: Bc I sit go anywhere I'm shutin for today until like 2
Guy 2: Idek if that is even english.
Guy 3: This man had a cardibacular arrest.

by Dr. Desiigner June 4, 2019

Cardio Cock

That sweet spot where a guy has enough to drink not to have whiskey dick but, can last more than 10 minutes.

Girl 1: Yeah the sex was great and he went all night. Girl 2: Yeah your man had Cardio Cock .

by Charles-n-charge January 11, 2020

cardiac win

When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.

Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.

by Hawks.Fan.12 January 3, 2021