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canadian snow job

The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.
She lost her headache while giving a Canadian Snow Job.
by Darwin Ism November 30, 2016
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Canadian Gaggle

You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked in spread eagle position. A group of men form v formation and proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect everyone make a honking sound.
Me and my buddies pulled a Canadian Gaggle on your mom last night.
by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016
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Canada

"Hey man, wanna go to Canada?" "No, sorry man, I only go to real places."
by SwinkusDinkus December 11, 2016
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canadian friend

A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you
Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!
by CoolCookey May 16, 2018
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Canada

Canada is a country to the North of the United States that is often stereotyped as overly kind, and that Canadians say "Sorry" too much.

Is being too kind really a thing?
No, it's not we just have manners.

Canadians are seen as enjoying the natural snow of our climate, but in reality we just deal with it because we ain't no pussies. The snow is a massive inconvenience, it's quite annoying.

Canada has free health care, the prime minister looks like a Disney prince, and weed is legal here.
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Teacher: "Canada is the second largest country on earth, with only a population of a little over 30 million."
Student: "that's pretty neat"

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Person 1: "Canada seems so cool!"
Person 2: "It is, what an amazing country".
by Local beyblade enthusiast November 29, 2018
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Canaan

The name Canaan is from the Old Testament and refers to the land, west of the river Jordan.

It was considered as the “promised land”.
The Settlers hoped that America would become their “promised land”,
their "New Canaan".
by firstDisconnect November 8, 2020
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Fast Canadian Pixies

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!
by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003
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