We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
Get the When your parents explain to you what cancer ismug. 
A large suburban development, or sprawl, involving the decimation of natural forests for cheap tract homes, environmental scaring, & mind numbing uniformity.
100 acres were sold to a housing corporation that will jam in 475 homes starting in the low 300s!
From above, the surrounding landscape will look like it has cancer.
Cancer Development.
From above, the surrounding landscape will look like it has cancer.
Cancer Development.
by Barfield Smarkbass July 11, 2022
Get the Cancer Developmentmug. The kindest out of all zodiac signs . Lots of cancers are people pleasers . Sometimes that can be a good thing but in some cases it can get to the point where they lie . Cancers are by far the best zodiac sign . Cancers born in June are often more easily persuaded to help people and know how to read situations properly. On the other hand cancers born in July do have Gemini tendencies and are selfish in situations when they feel the other person involved is unworthy of something.
by That one VSCO July 7, 2019
Get the Cancermug. by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024
Get the Security cancermug. 1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.
3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
2. A zodiac sign.
3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.
2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH
3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH
3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
Get the Cancermug. Cancer's (zodiac sign) are born from June 22 to about July 22. Cancers are labeled as emotional but they are also loyal, loving, genuine, and caring
by Theyloveoobi December 14, 2021
Get the Cancermug.